Over the course of the past 2 full moons (not that I know now that I am not allowed outside at night) – apparently those who live on the inside call them months – I have picked up that Apparently I am not allowed to do the following:
= pee on the towel on the floor in the bathroom
= kick the “inside dirt” outside the plastic area
= pullout the carpet
= spread my scent over their doona
= walkover their faces between my night time cat nap stints
It causes, without fail, yelling and stomping from the "rent payers" Paulo being in a fowl mood for a day or two, and me being shut in the bathroom for the rest of the day (which has absolutely no effect as I can open the bloody door, stupid!).
= pee on the towel on the floor in the bathroom
= kick the “inside dirt” outside the plastic area
= pullout the carpet
= spread my scent over their doona
= walkover their faces between my night time cat nap stints
It causes, without fail, yelling and stomping from the "rent payers" Paulo being in a fowl mood for a day or two, and me being shut in the bathroom for the rest of the day (which has absolutely no effect as I can open the bloody door, stupid!).
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