TAIL JAM

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I jammed my tail in the stupid door today i have no idea what happened or why the door did it but it shut while i was walking through it and my tail got jammed and when i tried to flick it out it grazed the tip, bloody caned like crazy!!! I have never felt suck pain, and my fur off my tail in everywhere! it looks so gross and hurts and the rent payer keeps putting painful yellow stuff saying it'll help (not sure how more pain helps!). It's good being sick though, lots of wet food, and treats like eggs and they have moved the stupid bird out of my room for the day. It's been too painful to find the camera and take a picture so watch this space... might just curl back on my beer chair and sulk some more. You'd think the rent payer would have pulled a sicky to nurse me back to health... will make her feel guilty when she gets back. Not a v. good start to a sunny outside day, now i have to stay on teh inside before teh day has even started!